Thursday, June 15, 2006

Boxed IN…

Creativity :
The experience of thinking, reacting, and working in an imaginative and idiosyncratic way which is characterized by a high degree of innovation and originality, divergent thinking, and risk taking.

Box : a predicament from which a skillful or graceful escape is impossible.

Business development : The set of efforts for identifying, researching, analyzing and bringing to market new businesses and new products.

Australians have a nice accent, but it is funny. They always seem to be high..maybe because they are known for their beer consumption, but still! I called up this one guy “Hello XXXXX, Good Morning, This is Yogi from XXXXXX Systems Ltd. We are blah blah blah and I was wondering if we could arrange a meeting in the forthcoming week to discover how we can collaborate beneficially blah blah”, and then I hear an “UHHHHHHH, wellll, what do you do again?” in a totally drunk, unable to comprehend voice, BAM! Interest levels down..repeat purpose, yea yea, and then after about half hour of slow explaining talk, finally meeting fixed.

The reason why I used the above is when you realize that you have spoken coherently(considering I have researched hours on accent neutralization and all those big words) and then realize that they probably just are not willing to listen because they are either pre-occupied or they just don’t like your voice or something. Then, wham you are into the box, classified boring!! Of course, I tend to do the same with people who just don’t strike the right chord with me..either shut down my brain..or cut them off! So what do you do change your voice, do a desi accent, “HELLO , how y’alllllll DOINGU?” That has to be the best mix of southern twanged tamizhian!!

Then you realize the necessity of making yourself interesting, especially over the phone or something where you cant use appearance and facial expressions..like blow up your nostrils and its bound to attract attention or something like that, it is probably to what extent you will go to gain attention.

If you call an Indian up in a foreign land, 95 out of 100 times, there is excitement in just hearing your voice! The British – “These bastards have made a move into my bloody country and even taken over the production of my tea and cookies!”. The Australian – “UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, wellllll, what do you do again??”, The Chinese – “Velly goodh!”, The American – “Hold on, my presidents dropping a bomb again!” and so on..

In a box I am, offshore business development, especially cold calling, requires a certain amount of skill, I am getting there though, America and the UK are easy now, Australia, just figuring it out…Japan –“MEE NOOOO TLYING!”.

This post is probably out of frustration of having to talk to a few bunch of aussies who just cant seem to understand why an Indian with a base of about ten times the size of their company and their country would still call them up to see if there are avenues to expand!! So much for contentment..:)

Oh and hopefully, i will be able to keep this layout for the next couple posts atleast before i change it :), sandman was just a neccesity!! and as always scrolling till the bottom helps!!



Layout taken off : can be viewed at
Boxed in

26 comments:

Raju said...

Haha you forgot Mr. Axle Rod...I was pretty sure I was going to readabouthim somewhere!

Yogi said...

@reflextion

haha, i wanted to write about him, but i figured no names or something of that sort, here we go "HELLO, this is Axle Rod, how may i help you?" Yogi's mind - "Yes sir, the 'axle rod' in my car is slightly worn out.." :D

9:23 PM

twip said...

ohhh....*swoons at the sight of this purtty template*

Sorry yogi, I'm busy swooning.

I'll comment on your post later :P

Yogi said...

@WP

heh thank you thank you!!!well there is post too tho you know, and thats enough, youve swooned as many times as is required for "damsel in distress" scene of new captain movie!:P

Anonymous said...

"blow up your nostrils" you love the big nose face dont you heh...sitting here in cnbc office ...i can almost imagine im workin heh... and i can hear a myriad of accents around me heh...
arhg and most of all the "kya re story file nahi kiya yaar"
barf barf

Anonymous said...

oooo alsmost forgot....back and white always rocks! heh
its super boo and all ur own!

Shriram said...

oh yogs .. If its outta frustration then its my duty to tickle ya on the impending japanese :)) Keep the fun going .. and we all expect one post on this topic every week .. Alright ??

Yogi said...

@sharon

not the re talk!!:D.and yes boo black and white is the best combination for sure!!

@shriram

HELL no NO JAPANESE!!heh, updates on this post huh, maybe more aussie funnies!

Yogi said...

@woodie

WAKE UP!! WAKE UP...hey boi come here!!THUMP, why did you do that..JUST IN CASE! :)

SCRIBBLEZ TO WAKEUP said...

Hiya Yogi!! First this template n layout r awesome so do keep it for some time so tht I can really appreciate the same atleast! ;)

Aussies, have always heard they have a funny accent n I have a heard a couple of them n I really never knew wht the were talking about...
Maybe they r always DOWN UNDER n thus sound HIGH!!

Cold calls, so yo cold calls..Everyone I have come across have hated tht cold call...Where i worked briefly, the people in tht department would say "No cold call today man, cant handle it!"....

YOu have assembled all the accents here..Twas funny reading this! :)

Yogi said...

@scribblez

:D, thank you!!!i did work a little more than usual on the layout, so i really like the appreciation!!:)..oh yes cold calling sucks...big time!!!aussies are just funny, but they tend to be a lot friendlier than americans, UK i dont even want to talk about, cork-in-their-a** ppl!!:), am glad i could get a smile on a face tho, even tho i am facing this everyday heh

Anonymous said...

@Yogi: he he

I can feel ur pain, mate!! cold calling n all!!

btw the template rocks...as always, am a big sucker for black and white!

Yogi said...

@chandni

heh cold calling is not calling someone with an ice cream...ok bad one, but still you get the picture, brain freeze after cold calling, ok even worse..heh, thank you about the template!!!isnt everyone a sucker for black and white except telugu actors??

Anonymous said...

on my way....leaving the city of "re talk" heh byebyeeeeeeee
will be back to chcek ur blogs!

twip said...

I lurrvee gaabtun!

didnt you know?

*controls her puke*

;)

Yogi said...

@woodie

and i can see you found the best opportunity to use it, my blog!!!

@WP

not here not here!!!:P

Yogi said...

@sharon

have a super trip boo!!

Yogi said...

@woodie

and you dont even call me, and you spend a 100 on clothes!

Why Am I said...

hey neat template...how duya manage to keep changing it dude?!and since eone else has commented abt the accents thingy i shall refrain!

Yogi said...

@why am i

:)danke..guess yeet yees joost ya passyon of minee :)

Abhinav said...

heh good post man.. the curse of globalised society... these guys even keep coming here to inaugurate their sweat shops - oops, sorry - their captive business facilities..

Why Am I said...

ok wht accent was thtttttttttttttttttttt??

Yogi said...

@abhinav

heh like the korean guy from hyundai coming here and asking for lunch with meena!!:)

@why am i
just a stupid one of mine i think :)

Yogi said...

@woodie

heh you think?

s said...

@Yogi

This probably has little to do with your post, but since we're on the subject of accents, you know what really annoys me? Asian people picking up a western twang (and using it back on us!) within a brief period of having left home.

Nothing reeks of insecurity like losing one's natural accent for another.

And that was my (highly out-of-point) two cents' worth. Oh, and your template rocks!

Yogi said...

@sirisha

hehe the famous indian accents how can i forget!! and danke for the template :D they will keep changing as always!