"PLEASE NOTE : I need feedback for the new layout..depending on how convenient it is since i have made posts in the page collapsible with the first post open to read so it doesnt become one long post, so let me know if its good or bad :)..it also lets me accomodate a lot more posts this way :D which reduces effort of going through the previous menu!"
Everytime i have been in and around a bathroom(loo, toilet, pee area, restroom) which does not belong to a fairly reputed hotel always has the expected scribble on the wall..i used to think it was exclusive to Indian loos, but then came to realise its just about anywhere...
the famous ones ive seen around are usually :-
1. "Someone" was here..this is probably the most common of them all, around every single one, will definitely have our narcissist wanting to make an impression in a uni-sex loo(im yet to see a common loo heh), for what god knows!! but yes, to make their prescence felt from restrooms to subway walls to where ever, they were always there!!
2. "Someone" loves "Someone", around a piss pot COME ON!! i think there are better places(if you really have to carve it out) than a stinky human waste holding environment!
3. The customary swear words...understandable, for someone with either indigestion or acute constipation!!:D
4. The best of all, the PHONE NUMBER!!, again, in a uni-sex restroom, why the hell would you put up your name and your phone number..i mean, everyone needs a job, buts thats pushing it, i cant imagine a HR guy looking at the wall and saying..hmm. theres an applicant i can use!
I dont know, i think its just charm all around in a restroom where you wait till youre done with yuo know what and just read the nonsense written all around and wonder, these ppl use only one hand to pee or something like that, i dont know, i wonder how they find time to carve as they relieve themselves, and what the hell are they thinking to do something like that!!
The two on my layout are childhood sayings(courtesy my dad) and i have never been able to stop laughing at them..they are probably the best words someone could actually write on a restroom wall!:D
And some bathroom humour(off the net):-
-Found in a men's restroom.
What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.
No wonder you always go home alone.
Express Lane: Five beers or less
-Found in a women's restroom.
Make love, not war. Heck, do both - get married !
There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and The Jerk's.
PS : This was an easier layout to make than the other ones since it does not involve too many complications, liked the new way i could represent the links tho, is gonna help me arrange the links in my future blogs, space saving and very neat!!And, BRAZIL and ENGLAND(this tho was not a surprise but still) LOST, it really was a "Shitty" day!
Layout taken off : can be viewed at
Toilet Humour
31 comments:
lol... love that toon! :D and btw, do you even need something to laugh at? :D i was laughin like crazy only when i was drunk... but you seem to be doin that all the time.. or are you drunk all the time? :P
@mythreyee
its in the blood, perineal high, even with lack of alcohol :)
Just stopped to say hello. nice post and nice blog.
@starry nights
danke!!keep visiting!
I read one that said
"come closer, it is'nt that long...don't flatter yourself"
I see you got the hide show layer worked out...good show!
oops think you worked on percentages and not pixels...gets slightly screwed on higher resolutions.
@reflextions
hehe, one more to the list! and yep i was going to tell you that i got that worked out, and it wasnt percentages, it was just aligned to center instead of left, so centered it to any page, hence corrected thank you!!
oh.I.love.this.layout.
and you used the show/hide layer!
very nifty!
@WIP
danke!:) it does make it quite neat..and it feels like a drop down menu bar on top :D
cool one dude..thanks to shri for sending me to this loo :p
He he .. Yogi .. Let u bcome a fulltimer man .. Wat after a pee ?? we are waiting eh ..
@shashi
Thanks man!!its one of the cleaner ones, but tons of scribbles :D, saw yours too man, you write very well!!
@shri
after pee you clean!
Oh yeah...Have seen loads of them n i Guess the most densly populated scribble are was ont he walls on my college restroom n I did my best to hardly go there...Numbers written on the walls of a girls college asking someone to go and #$%^ them n etc....Were they homos or is it based on some jealousy n revenge...Phew, I would want to finish my work n run away instead of sit or stand n write n carve it...They r not cleopatras bathroom with vanilla scent n oils n spa! :)
@scribblez
i know that feeling, you need them clothes clips for your nose everytime you walk in!!
Well!! That thing u mention keeps me guessing.. When on earth did the guys in the washroom find time to scribble out pretty cliche' stuff..i was wondering if they did not watch their tiny thing down their when peeing off..and hell..the thing dat they managed to carry a pen with them.. and more.. how did someone not consider the chance of getting caught scribbling.. some of dat art takes up a lot of time i guessed..
@woodie
thats even worse, tho imagine the amount of time they must pee!!:)
@coolsail
well read the comment above you, graffiti!! cans of spray paint too, sometimes i wonder if they even go in there for its purpose!!
A bathroom post!
:-) makes me smile..
I hate public bathrooms.. avoid them as much as possible.. but my college loo has '*** sucks' written all over... where '***' is the nameof my college...
cheers.. and cute layout..
@anna
me too, cant stand them, but like you said, even school and college ones are bad with their ugliness, or hostel ones too, they all have the "artists" and "writers"..and thanks (layout wise)!!:)
heh nice post.
in loyola there was no toilet graffiti, but somebody broke and stole all the marble partitions between the urinals. dont know how the hell they got away with that.
lol.. speaking ofhostl loos.. one of the most popular messages left behind was
'PLEASE REMEMBER TO FLUSH!'
In EVERY loo!
@abhinav
oh one very famous school(known for its rowdyness) did that in our school since they lost a basketball match with us, wonder why they would do that, theyd just get splashed!Yuck!
@anna
there was one which i saw which pointed to the exhaust and said "farts directed there!"..and under that, it said "he passed out last year", i was laughing at all the possible puns on that, needless to say, anyone with a nickname called farts has to be IIT!
how does one get to your profile from your blog? without coming thru the comments?
you need to see this.
:D
@anna
will include it somewhere in the next post!!:)
@WP
saw that didnt want to put that up heh a lil too wicked!!
haha...hilarious!
First time on ur post and loved the joke one!!:-)
@anand
welcome! glad you enjoyed it :) keep visiting!
Hmmm okay seems I found the little thingy you told me to hunt for,,now let me tell ya about this lastest layout. I love it but only one thingy wrong ,,u gotta teach me how to do it. NOW ,,can you guess who this might be ? *winks* Love Ya !
~Your Southern Little Mama~
another one
If you voted for bush in the last election, you can't take a dump here. Your asshole is in D.C
heh i kinda like this one boo.nice layout..u should use that kid on the potty....remember that old wallpaper?
real neat template!....u do have some talent dude...ur funny...ur creative...damn:P...this post reminds me of the loo at mocha...they have real funny man and woman thingies in front:)
my eyes... my eyes!!!! white text on black IS a real pain, i swear!
@My southern Mama!
You found your way here!!hehim sure you are rolling on the floor as always!!dont grab the headboard
@sharon
hehe, that is super funny boo!!imagine a bush supporter here!! :) i will use that for a boredom post i guess boo!
@why am i
:) danke!!i know, that must have been so difficult for you to say :P..heh can you believe ive never been to mocha here yet but have photos of the loo like arrangement!
@mythreyee
you and your eyes!!hehe..most of my posts are on black, me love the color!:P
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