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Disclaimer : This is a long but extremely funny post so bear with me for such a long post, but trust me its really really funny!!!

This was just unbelievable, and its not original or anything, but i had to put this up for the benefit of all the ppl who love to laugh with or at me hehe, i was in splits laughing at this!!!(im actually typing out the whole article because i thought it was worth it!

The article in the paper was called 'I understand what i misunderstand', the author goes on to state email answers he had received on various HEAVEN KNOWS WHAT QUESTIONS listed below :-

1. Beethoven wrote music even tho he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this.

2. The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West.

3. Gravity was invented by Isaac Walton. It is chiefly noticable in the autumn where the apples are falling off the trees.

4. Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.

5. The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was born in the year 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never made much money and is famous only because of his plays.

6. Another story was William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his son's head.

7. Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak and was later canonised by Bernard Shaw.

8. Finally Magna Carta provided that no man should be hanged twice for the same offense.

9. Eventually, the Romans were conquered by the Greeks. History calls ppl Romans because they never stayed in one place for too long.

10. Socrates was a famous greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock. Adter his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline.

11. Actually Homer was not written by Homer but by another man of that name.

12. Bach was the most famous composer in the world and so was Handel. Handel was half German Half Italian Half English. He was very large.

13. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. THey lived in the Sarah Desert and travelled by Camelot.

14. The greeks were highly sculptured ppl and without them we wouldnt have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth.

15. Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Dying he gasped out, "Tee Hee Brutus".

16. Madman Curie discovered radio. And Karl Marx became one of the Marx brothers.

17. The nineteenth century was a time of great many thoughts and inventions. People stopped reproducing with their hands and started reproducing with machines.

18. Queen Victoria was the longest queen. She sat on a thorn for 63 years.

Hehe i had to share this, i guess it was blog worth writing, i was laughing as i typed it out too!!some of them kill me everytime!


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